On more Worlds than the Arks ever saw!
Its so good you will wear out your jaw!
Its the taste that gives you the finest feeling!
Stop on by for a Smile and some good taste meal eating!
We love to fill you up so...look no further than Happy Burger!
In the Prydian Precinct there are guilds which span whole worlds and while most of these are governmental and financial as well as military there are others which are devoted to a purely commercial end. As the Ancep Drive began to spread the news of the Code Gallant and the glue that would bind the worlds of the precinct to New Glastonbury and the Tor another idea travelled with these pioneers. From New Glastonbury a cook and former soldier Jedard Eackson took his idea of a take away eating house that would cater to those on a modest income who wanted taste more than the nutrition of a basic diet. Happy Burger was birthed on this notion and on every world, colony, settlement, asteroid any and all meat and other protein based animals of any kind allowable were turned into patties and then blasted with super strong spices. This gave a universal taste. A Happy Burger meal is the same everywhere. By the time of his death Eackson at the ripe old age of one hundred and sixty had introduced robotic staff into his eating houses mainly due to the high turnover of Human staff whose noses could only take so much. Happy Burger Bots are pre-programmed to be cooks, waiters and more. As the Prydian Civil War has spread many outlets of Happy Burger have been abandoned but their bot staff continue with their tasks attempting to serve empty meal boxes to passing League and Prydian Army soldiers.
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Welcome to July 2015 and now we are not only a month off the release of the Year Two Collection but we have added a second free monthly miniature to the hugely popular Happy Burger Bot (IMP19 March 2015) to expand your collection of automated serving units. So say hello to the IMP23 Vending Bot! Its July 2015's is free 15mm scale miniature for the month! This miniature is automatically put into every order at the rate of one per order regardless of order value. It can also be bought in any amount on the monthly IMP page of the website for this month only too before being withdrawn on the first of next month. It will be one of the twelve in the 'Year Two Collection' on our second anniversary next month.
With a regular thumping footstep the Vending Bots of the Happy Burger mega chain of eating houses move around cities and towns stocked fully with brands such as 'Robo Cola' and 'Happy Synth'. They may be slow but through their clear golglass fronts the sheer weight of all those cans is easy to see. While they would normally be outside a Happy Burger place they can end up anywhere in a war zone. Some are pillaged for their beverages while others are enlisted and re-programmed to act as ammunition carriers or logistic bots by Prydian Army or Marcher Baron Muster forces. A really bloody awesome figure for your collection! This miniature is in one piece and stands approx 19mm tall.
Of course you earn reward points on all orders too through your account. We realise that some of you may wish to purchase the currently free miniature to get multiples of it without placing a lot of orders so you can do just that. Visit this page on the website for the miniature at a fair price for a special miniature. There is a growing page on the Ion Age website where the current and all former IMP series free miniatures are shown so that you can see what came before. Enjoy and go HERE.
As it is our second year we look back at this time last year and see what the free miniature was at that time. In July 2015 the free miniature was IMP11 Female Adventurer. She was our eleventh miniature to be given out free. You can find this miniature in the Year OneCollection if you are lacking it.
July will see some cracking releases to support Patrol Angis including Troop Element Movement Trays and a new platoon (or should that be Lance) pack with a unique miniature in it. There will also be a couple of pre-views of things that are on their way later in the summer. Rumours of more female miniatures...not rumours for much longer.
Thanks for reading.