Wednesday 1 June 2016

IMP34 Happy Burger Clownbot free miniature for June 2016!

On more Worlds than the Arks ever saw!
Its so good you will wear out your jaw!
Its the taste that gives you the finest feeling! 
Stop on by for a Smile and some good taste meal eating!
We love to fill you up so...look no further than Happy Burger!

In the Prydian Precinct there are guilds which span whole worlds and while most of these are governmental and financial as well as military there are others which are devoted to a purely commercial end.  As the Ancep Drive began to spread the news of the Code Gallant and the glue that would bind the worlds of the precinct to New Glastonbury and the Tor another idea travelled with these pioneers.  From New Glastonbury a cook and former soldier Jedard Eackson took his idea of a take away eating house that would cater to those on a modest income who wanted taste more than the nutrition of a basic diet.  Happy Burger was birthed on this notion and on every world, colony, settlement, asteroid any and all meat and other protein based animals of any kind allowable were turned into patties and then blasted with super strong spices.  This gave a universal taste.  A Happy Burger meal is the same everywhere.  By the time of his death Eackson at the ripe old age of one hundred and sixty had introduced robotic staff into his eating houses mainly due to the high turnover of Human staff whose noses could only take so much.  Happy Burger Bots are pre-programmed to be cooks, waiters and more.  As the Prydian Civil War has spread many outlets of Happy Burger have been abandoned but their bot staff continue with their tasks attempting to serve empty meal boxes to passing League and Prydian Army soldiers.
Academy Auto-Trainer Series 61, New Glastonbury, 4337IC

June is now here at The Ion Age and it is going to be an expansive month indeed!  On the 3rd of June the early supporter offers on Callsign Taranis begin (see these HERE) and read about this expansion to Patrol Angis HERE on our blog.  This month we add the third free monthly miniature to the 'IMP' range for the Happy Burger Chain following up on the IMP19 Happyburger Bot and IMP23 Vending Bot we present to you now IMP34 Happy Burger Clownbot!  It is June 2016's free 15mm miniature of the month all month.   This miniature is automatically put into every order at the rate of one per order regardless of order value.  It can also be bought in any amount on the monthly IMP page of the website for this month only too before being withdrawn on the first of next month.  It will be one of the twelve in the 'Year Three Collection' this summer.

A crackling and blatantly fake voice recording accompanies a near psychotic continual pumping of its squeeze box in the arrival of the Clownbot to a children’s party or in the parking lot of a Happy Burger eatery.  Capering from foot to foot with its large nose glowing red the Clownbot signs its slogans and spreads happiness.  Its hair made of static charged plastic strands which stand out from the metal head.  Songs in praise of Happy Burger and of 'Robo Cola' and 'Happy Synth' too are never ending.  There are few people in the Prydian Precinct who do not shudder in recalled horror at the hands of this robot entertainer.  While Vending Bots are re-purposed for carrying ammunition and waiter bots used for logistics the typical fate of a Clownbot found during battle is a swift shut down. A really bloody awesome figure for your collection!  This miniature is in one piece and stands approx 16mm tall.

We realise that some of you may wish to purchase the currently free miniature to get multiples of it without placing a lot of orders so you can do just that.  Visit this page HERE on the website for the miniature at a fair price for a special miniature.  There is a growing page on the Ion Age website where the current and all former IMP series free miniatures are shown so that you can see what came before. Enjoy and go HERE

We ask you to sign up for a website account with us on your first order.  Why?  For one reason only. Not to send you emails (we never will.  If you want our emails sign up for our Mailchimp list on the right top of the blog) or to pester you; but only to keep track of the Reward Points that all orders with us earn.  Reward Points through our online partner Sloyalty which can be used once accumulated to get discounts or free stuff at any point in the future.  Learn more about this HERE on our blog.  Every order earns Reward Points!  Yes free extra value.  Part of our promise to keep the fun in wargaming.

Featuring in our fiction the Happy Burger Chain is to be found all over the Prydian Precinct and now you can get yourselves the three bots we made as a set on our website as a special code for just 1.50GBP saving you off the regular price of the three figures (1.80GBP).  Located on our Years Collection page you can see the trio HERE.  Our new release before Callsign Taranis begins on the 3rd.

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